Nintendo 3D Porn

One of the most eagerly awaited 3D events of the year is the launch of the Nintendo 3DS games console, due for release next March.  Not only will you be able to play 3D games without the need for glasses, you will also be able to watch 3D movies similarly glasses free.  So that leaves only one question – will you be able to watch 3D porn movies on it?

Well, yes, as far as I know, you will be.  The stereoscopic 3D system that the Nintendo 3DS employs is pretty much the same as you watch 3D movies at the cinema with. In both cases, the eyes see two slightly different images (one for each eye) which create the 3D depth effect.  The only difference is that in the cinema you need to wear a pair of polarized 3D glasses in order to have each image directed into your left and right eye respectively.  With the Nintendo 3DS ‘parallax’ system, wafer thin strips on the screen itself divide each image into left and right, without the need for the glasses.  What this means is that you should be able to watch any polarized 3D porn movie on the Nintendo 3DS.

Now enough techno-geek waffle and let’s get back to bouncing boobs and asses in 3D.  There is one site that currently produces 3D porn in the polarized format.  (As far as I know) you should be able to download their movies, transfer them to your Nintendo 3DS, and become one of the very first people in the world to experience 3D porn without the need for glasses.  How good is that?!!  Now here is a sample of the 3D Porn Movies you should be able to watch from 3D Certified on your new Nintendo :

(I suggest you subscribe to 3D Certified now before they raise their prices)

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